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THE TURKEY SHOPPE
SKINNED DEEP (2004) (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
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Written & Directed By:
Gabriel Bartalos

Starring:
Warwick Davis

Rated R
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Blockbuster DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Brief Nudity

ZEDD:

I'm starting out with a big pile of unfunny crap called SKINNED DEEP and writer slash director Gabriel Bartalos should be skinned for making this pile of crap.

The basic story, if you can call it that follows a family through a small town, they break down and is offered shelter by a little old lady and her odd family. Dinner conversation is brief when they murder the family all but the daughter, they lock her up and torture her for the next 90 minutes or so.

The only real star in this movie is Warwick Davis and he phoned it in, long distance, collect. The writing was horrible, the make up effects comes and goes and the worst insult of all, the other shoe ending.

She defeats the family and escapes, running into the sheriff and discovers to her horror and our non-surprise that the whole town is in on with the town. Big twist, NOT! They saw the sheriff overlooking as the coroner was destroying evidence from their last crime, you had to be blind deaf and have avocado dip for brains not to see that coming.

This is just a huge stinking pile of crap that I wish I could forget. We both give it, THE TURKEY and love to give writer director Gabriel Bartalos another kind of bird!

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