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THE TURKEY SHOPPE
30 DAYS OF NIGHT (2007) (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
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Directed By:
David Slade

Rated R
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence

VOLTRON:

I'm bringing you one of the worst comic book adaptations since DAREDEVIL. That's right, I went there. 30 DAYS OF NIGHT has got to be the worst movie of 2007. No fault of the cast, but the story doesn't work, the vampires are lame at best with no table manners and the mentality of animals. I've seen Werewolves with better table manners, and what's with not cleaning their faces afterwards?

The basic story is an Alaskan town that spends a month in darkness and out of nowhere, these vampires who don't speak English or as far I know any other human language attack and kill almost everyone in town and the survivors hide waiting for the sun again. It's the Cujo of vampire movies, lots of action then a whole lot of nothing. Frankly it felt like it took 30 days to watch.

Lastly and leastly, the Sheriff battles the vampires and defeats them but turning into a vampire himself, how lame is that. It's bad enough he spends over half the movie not believing in them only to become one. Then he waits to see the sun again just before dying. Honestly, I don't know anything about the comic and I don't care, all I care is that this is a big pile of dog poop and should have never been made. We give it the TURKEY!

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