THE TURKEY SHOPPE
DRACULA 2000 (2000) (CONTAINS SPOILERS)
Home
Turkeys COMING SOON

Directed By:
Patrick Lussier

Starring:
Christopher Plummer

Rated R
Genre: Horror
Format Used: Netflix DVD
Contains: Graphic Language, Graphic Violence, Sexual Content
Also Known As:
Dracula 2001 (UK)
Wes Craven Presents Dracula 2000 (USA) (complete title)

VOLTRON:

OK, here's a question that only one person can answer. What the hell was Wes Craven thinking when he decided to Produce this pile of crap?

Let's start with the obvious, the story. A group of thieves break into a reclusive rich dude to rob him, find nothing but a huge coffin in the heavily guarded safe and stupidly decide to steal it anyway. They open it and low and behold what's inside? Is it, Cash? Gold? Diamonds? Anything but a rotting leech covered corpse that came back to life and attacked and killed them all.

Now old Drac is after the daughter of Van Helsing who has been using his blood to stay alive all this time. If that wasn't stupid enough, it might have been overlooked but what they discover can't be overlooked. They said that Dracula was once the betrayer of Jesus himself, Judas! That he became of vampire by hanging himself. That's just stupid. Dracula was Vlad Dracul who was also known as Vlad Tempish, who existed. Vlad had a family, this doesn't make any sense of any imagination that's not currently on CRACK! I think you have to be on CRACK to enjoy it! We both give it the TURKEY and wonder if Wes Craven was on CRACK!

turkeyspecial.jpg

dracula.jpg

CHRISTOPHER'S HOMEPAGE